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Valentine’s Day Dialogue

I’ma busy girl folks…which is my excuse for not blogging more often or keeping folks all involved in my bizness….

Yep…busy, busy, busy…we all are…Monday thru Friday, I am Office Manager busy….so I take my humor where I can.  Friday, I see a photo pop up on my Yahoo! homepage and before I move to a work related website, it catches my eye…it’s a $55,000 cupcake. 

Yup.  For $55,000 you can get the most delicious, moist, fragrant red velvet cupcake hand-made and delivered to your sweetheart for you.  Oh….there’s an 8 carat diamond solitaire ring topping it off, but I am sure the cupcake is the showstopper…

I am all about all things shiny and pretty…so I stop, I stare, I day-dream.  I e-mail it to the wife.  And the exchange goes a bit like this…

From: Stephanie
Sent: Friday, February 10, 2012 11:31 AM
To: Kris
Subject: So…..it’s a win-win for both of us.

You get a red velvet cupcake….
I get 8 carats….

Sounds fair, right?
Love you!

Not bad, right?  I AM thinking of her.  (Red velvet being her favorite and all…) Then I get back the following:

From: Kris
Sent: Friday, February 10, 2012 11:59 AM
To: Stephanie
Subject: RE: So…..it’s a win-win for both of us.

Okay with me…while I eat my cupcake, you can eat your 8 carrots.

Wha-?!?! Hold up….so I retort:

From: Stephanie
Sent: Friday, February 10, 2012 12:01 PM
To: Kris
Subject: RE: So…..it’s a win-win for both of us.

And that was CARATS.  Not CARROTS.
A as in ASS.  As in you are being one…
Pfftp.

she’s not done yet folks….I get the next gem…

From: Kris
Sent: Friday, February 10, 2012 12:02 PM
To: Stephanie
Subject: RE: So…..it’s a win-win for both of us.

Still laughing over here…

At that point, I realized, I will….sooner or later….obtain said bling, just you watch….and the sign I got was as we went to shop for a new washer and dryer on Saturday…our stalker salesman was named Jared.  As in the Galleria of Jewelry. 

I am so getting a diamond…

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