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Bossman Dialogue.

So, Jay…calling me a butt kiss, well, that’s notsonice…but I will own it.  Simply because I love my job…even on the worst days, I have a job that I like going to, with people I adore working with…and a Bossman that lets me verbally abuse him all in the name of teamwork.  Oh, Jay, calm down, you are one of the ones I enjoy working with, unbunch….teehee.

It’s been crazy lately, I have been horribly understaffed with sickness, kids with sickness, folks needing to move, doctor’s appointments and one broken ankle.  In her defense, I made her go to the doctor, in my defense, she shouldn’t wear 18 feet tall heels…she started out with just a sinus infection, ended up with screws in her ankle.  I feel bad, until she returns, I have to do her damn job.

I will never allow her to quit.  EVER.  I don’t want to do her job.  I have no choice right now and since I made her go to the doctor that resulted in ankle screws I guess I owe her, so I do it….well, part of it…the other part of her job is handled by another employee, who saw that I was having daily nervous breakdowns…my poor staff.

So lately, I’ve not been my normal bitchy self and it’s throwing Bossman off.  He seems to enjoy when I am sarcastic and smart alecky,  especially when aimed at him (don’t let him tell you otherwise…).  Lately, I am too busy and quiet…Bossman is off-balance.

Today, he sends me an email and the exchange went.like.this:


From: Bossman
Sent: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 3:16 PM
To: Stephanie
Subject: you have been very quiet today.


Plant Manager

From: Stephanie
Sent: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 3:16 PM
To: Bossman
Subject: RE: you have been very quiet today.

 You can’t plan a murder out loud…

Office Manager

I never heard from him again today…

Maybe my Cranberry Goji Positive Mood drink missed the mark….

Maybe I should let him off the hook…

nahhhhh, that wouldn’t be any fun…

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