Icon Dialogue.

The bestie is here…Sunday morning on the patio and we are trying to figure out a historical famous couple for her work costume party…the usuals;  Cleopatra and Antony, Bonnie and Clyde, Barbie and Ken, Kanye and Kim Kardashian…

the wife comes up with Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.  It goes.like.this.

Kenner: “who’s Paul Newman?”

Me: “what?!? The actor?”

K: “don’t know him.”

M: “The Hustler?  Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?  Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?”

K: “Nope.Nope.Nope”

M: “The Color of Money? The Hudsucker Proxy?”

M: “He was the voice of Doc Hudson in Cars.”

K: “Nooooo..”  {rolls eyes}

M: “He made salad dressing and popcorn…”

K: “Oh!!!  HIM!!!! yes, I know him!”

{*crickets*  as I sadly look at my wife…}

M: “I raised her wrong….”