Road trips are always fun with the wife…she drives, I’m a Princess and seeing as I am such, I am supposed to sit and look pretty. She has come to understand this.
There is horrible traffic on the way home, so we have done back roads and drove through Sam Houston National Park, which is beautiful. As we get closer the interstate, the wife starts to worry about the traffic and if we have made our way around said hurdle…it makes her question the responsibility I posses on this trip.
Today’s gem goes a little like.this.
Wife: “you need to get on Mapquest and find me an alternative route…”
Me: “this is why I should be driving, I’m not a navigator! I don’t know my way around shit!!!”
As we finally get to the interstate and see it is smooth sailing and we did indeed make our way around the traffic, she looks at me…
Me: “this is why I am your ride or die…”